Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream, I'M A LITTLE LAD THAT LOVES BERRIES (high kick) AND CREAM!
What's in the suitcase? Where is he going? Why does the thought of berries and cream give him some sort of orgasmic spasm that leads into a dance? These are the questions that haunt my dreams.
and a new super gay cartoon HERE.
UPDATE 2: I bet the two people with rss feed are annoyed I keep updating this same post. Anyways, here is the deleted animation. CLICK.
UPDATE: yeah "Cogs of War" was taken down after some suits at epic deemed it "damaging" to their franchise. For example, if they release the saturday morning gears cartoon with all its head blowing body chainsawing violence, they don't want kids perception of the characters to be tainted by my silly versions of them. If you aren't happy with the way they're treating fans I suggest you write them a civil letter and let it be known.
ok so here's my queer videogame themed post for the year:
and a new Gears of War animation HERE
Ever played Gears of War? Good. Myself and co-workers just spent a night making another cartoon filled with dicks, cocks, and hilarity.
Long story short, newgrounds used to do all these celebrity killing games and when we make the KFED GAME I made a new logo, if you will, for these (or this ONE) new game in the series.
He's based an old character with a red cap, overcoat, and gun, so here's my version.
DOOR HOLDING. One of the most oft confusing and awkward sociological messes to ever burden mankind.
The way you even go about this says tons about the type of person you are. Are you being a kind soul trying to give another person a little added convienience during the day, or are you a douchebag, doomed to obliviously burden others with your so called "kindness" which is anything but.
Pay attention here. If the person you are so generously holding the door for feels obligated to change from a casual stroll to a panicked run to grab the open door, you have just COMPLETELY FAILED in your little act of kindness. Not only that, but you have just utterly reversed the situation - and now THEY are going out of their way to not inconvienience YOU. Believe me when I say this to all of you that continue to hold open doors for others. We, the potential door openers, would much rather open the god damn door ourselves then be forced to run up and grab it.
Now, the one obvious variable in all of this is, of course, is the distance from the door the other person is at when you decide to hold the door or not. If the distance between you and the person behind you is anything more than 5 feet away (about 1.5 meters for you dirty foriegners), simply let the door go and be on your way.
If you enjoy obliviously holding a door at up to 20 feet away from another person headed your way, you are in fact a douchebag, and you don't even know it.
You're all welcome for me bringing this to your attention and lack of common sense.
LOL BYE.
Even though I've completely shunned paper as a drawing/painting medium, lunchtime has become the only time I'm away from my pc with the motivation to draw.
..and what do I draw you ask? Obcessively compulsively, I draw old businessmen. Old men with withered expressionless faces, and the occasional man that could be mistaken for a pedophile. I don't usually bother with bodies, just the faces.
It's always hilarious to see the waitress come over with my food and see her nervously mulling over whether to put that steaming hot plate down on top of my masterpiece. I always say "go ahead", because I'm not the type to save my drawings. I have no sketchbook, random scraps of paper are good enough, only to be abandoned an hour later.
These are two of the more lively men I've drawn. I decided to save this sketch thinking they might have a future in some animation. I can totally see them raping and killing children. LOLOL
Here's the finished submission to the current newgrounds Art Contest.
Thre rules are pretty straight forward - draw a videogame character as a zombie. Cash prizes and ton o' fun.
